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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Imperial Star Destroyer vs. The USS Enterprise D

The waging war of nerds everywhere is in full swing with the release of the new Star Trek movie back in 2009. Since the release of the first Star Wars episodes (I, II, III) George Lucas has been in control of the debate. But the release of Star Trek, directed by J. J. Abrams, has opened a whole new can of whoop-ass that Trekkers can now use in the battle of supremacy in the sci-fi ring.

The only sound way to bring this war to an end is to put the best spacecraft from each movie into a head-to-head battle royal for the top spot in geek fandom.

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

Star Wars - The Imperial Star Destroyer

The Imperial Star Destroyer is the flagship of the Empire's space fleet. It was commissioned between Episode III and Episode IV. It stands at 1600 meters in length, 509 meters in width, and 250 meters tall. It carries six turrets that contain heavy turbolasers and heavy ion cannons. It also carries brim-notch turrets. It is rumored that it carries enough firepower to put an entire planet into a stone age. Shields are also equipped to withstand any type of laser fire. Its agility is fairly lacking, but has a hyperdrive to achieve light speed.

Star Trek - The USS Enterprise D

The Enterprise is a member of the largest class of starships in the Federation. It is 642 x 463 x 173 meters and has a weight of 4.5 million tons. It has both phasers and 275 photon torpedoes. A photon torpedo produces its own warp field and can be launch while in warp. It is powered by a matter/antimatter warp drive to bring it to a maximum of Warp 9.6. It also has high maneuvering impulse engines that can perform complex tactics.

AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!

The USS Enterprise D is a much more agile ship and can separate the saucer section in order to try and overcome the massive firepower of the Imperial Star Destroyer. However, the use of TIE Fighters by the Star Destroyer can quickly overcome that advantage. It is possible that the Enterprise could defeat a Star Destroyer in a long drawn out battle, the Empire usually comes in, guns-a-blazing and the sheer firepower of the Imperial Star Destroyer would annihilate the USS Enterprise D.

FINAL VERDICT

Star Trek may be cool, but Star Wars will always hold the top spot in sci-fi culture.

3 comments:

  1. I don't think that there is a single person that grew up in America in the 70's 80's or 90's that doesn't have at least a little Star Wars geek inside.I have to say I am a Star Trek fan but Star Wars definately kicks more ass. The ships are cool but I have always wanted a light saber!

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  2. I have to say, you are spot on. There is no chance of the Enterpise coming close to winning a battle that invalves the Imperial Star Destroyer.
    The ISD dwarfs the Enterpise in size and fire power. The ISD houses its own fleet of Tie-fighter. I do like Star Trek but theres no saving the Enterprise in that battle. It is a debate that has been around for years, but we know who the win has always been, the bad guys.

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  3. I also would agree the USS is no match for a star destroyer.Anyways Star Trek is really based behind peaceful missions( a of course Kirk getting a piece of ass). Whereas the empirical fleet is hell bent on destroying everything in it's path.Star Wars forever dude.

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